Wednesday, January 5, 2011

Top Ten Music Albums from 2010

jj, Kills (2010)
Perfect for:
That moment when you’ve showed up just a little too early to a really cool party, but you’re wearing the perfect, perhaps slightly-too-hipster, outfit and everyone is just sitting around on the couches after having pre-gamed with a shot of whiskey, just chatting and feeling funny and clever and waiting for everyone else to show up and start the dancing, because that’s what you really all came for anyway.

The National, High Violet
(2010)
Perfect for:
When you just got back to your apartment after a really long day of classes and maybe a conversation with a friend about a family problem, and you just want to put a cup of tea on, but really you just want to snuggle up with some pillows because putting a cup of tea on is just a little too much effort, but there is so much work to do, but you’ll get to it in a minute or two.

Arcade Fire, Suburbs
(2010)
Perfect for:
That night when you stupidly had a cup of coffee just a little too late and you can’t get to sleep at all, so you call someone up and they say that he says he can’t sleep either, so you know what, he’ll be over in just a few minutes and you can put on a movie or something like that. But really you just end up going over stories from your childhood that you’ve told this person a million times before, or maybe they were even there when they happened, but it doesn’t matter because it’s so far after midnight now and telling these stories is sort of a ritual between you now anyway. And then you lapse into silence for a while and then you wonder what sort of future you’d have with this person if things had turned out differently than they did, but then he says goodnight and goes home and you fall asleep and sleep better than you have in weeks.

Edward Sharpe and the Magnetic Zeros, Up From Below (2009)
Perfect for:
When you’re sitting at the airport, because you just finished up with one phase of your life and have decided that it is high time you move onto the next, which probably involves spending some time with your family and long conversations over coffee with people from your childhood, as opposed to the weeks of hard work you just put into some project or another, which doesn’t really matter at all now, because all you have to do is wait for them to call your boarding number.

Elvis Perkins, Elvis in Dearland
(2009)
Perfect for:
When you get home after being at some party where you didn’t hardly know anyone, but felt obliged to go because maybe it was someone’s birthday or some other thing you shouldn’t miss. But you went, and then felt awkward pretty early, so decided to sneak out for a cigarette and then suddenly realized that the really tall guy who has been making eye contact with you throughout the evening is standing out on the curb smoking with you and nothing really happens and you don’t get his number, but it was a nice moment anyway and you don’t really feel any regret, not even when you get home pretty early and just go to bed.

Yeasayer, Odd Blood (2010)
Perfect for:
The moment after you get off of work late at night and walk out the door to find that it’s snowing outside, and probably has been all day. You put your headphones in and trudge towards the train station, where everything is sort of slushy, but you don’t really care because you’re headed home now and you’re wearing a warm coat and a pair of gloves and you’ll be on the train soon enough. And even though it will be one of those train cars that just got tagged in the most impressive sort of way, you sort of admire the courage of the taggers, and hope they don’t get caught, ever, but also that they grow up to be businessmen who still remember what it was like to tag train cars late at night.

Punch Brothers, Antifogmatic
(2010)
Perfect for:
The day you have off from work in the fall, and all of your plans for things you were going to do for the day fell through because people had other obligations and you decide that what you’re going to do is go to the grocery store and buy all the ingredients you need to make about eight different batches of cookies and maybe some banana bread. And then you come home and turn on the oven and realize you have an unopened bottle of really cheap wine that would be the perfect cooking companion for the day.

B.o.B., B.o.B. Presents: the Adventures of Bobby Ray
(2010)
Perfect for:
When it’s the first sunny day after a week of rain straight and you decide that all you’ve really wanted to do is get in your car and roll down all the windows and cruise around and make you’re best attempt at hitting all those lyrics because gosh-darn-it, you’re on top of the world and don’t care who knows it. Also, you might be Rivers Cuomo in another life.

Josh Ritter, So Runs the World Away
(2010)
Perfect for:
Sitting in your New York apartment, surrounded by boxes because you are either moving in or moving out, and there is an open container of sushi on the floor that you keep halfheartedly swatting your cat away from. It’s springtime, and you can hear kids yelling outside on the street, and you are thinking about maybe calling up an old friend just to see how she is doing, not really any other reason, but the boxes are all over your bed and you’re not really sure where your phone is, so you’ll take a while longer to try and clean up the chaos of your apartment.

The Acorn, No Ghost (2010)
Perfect for:
When you had just a little too much to drink and are sitting on a couch with someone who would let you put your head on his shoulder if you wanted to and everyone else has left except for maybe a friend or two who are maybe asleep or in the kitchen doing dishes. And you are in that little place between falling fast asleep and waking up and dancing again all by yourself with your eyes closed, but really you don’t do either and you just end up tracing slow circles on the arm of the person sitting next to you.